dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
(via breakable-emotions)
also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”
Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE
Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS
because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION
(Source: himapapaftw, via kidswithhats)
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
(via kidswithhats)
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
(via sufferer-of-mephobia)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via butdonteverletgoofthatsmile)
WHAT THE F*** DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE B*** I WILL THROW AFRICA AT YOU B****
(via may-mona)
I was looking through an old Nick Mag and I found all these Nickelodeon characters drawn in Butch Hartman’s style :P Cuuuteness. I love Drake and Josh hahahaha
(also WHOA, he gave zoey brown eyes! ive never seen brown eyes in BH style before)
petition to have Butch Hartman animate every show ever
(via datsenseofhumor)
Eurovision
FIRST OF ALL FUCK ALL OF YOU MOTERFUCKERS WHO GAVE NORWAY UNDER 7 POINTS. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID YOU THINK THAY WOULD DO. WE’RE BETTER THAN ALL YOU IRRELEVANT CUNTS, FUCKING SHITTY LITTLE CUNTS AZERBAIJAN AND UKRAINE, WHO ARE YOU EVEN?
PS; Alexander Rybak got more than 300+ points so fuck you Denmark. I’m done k bye!
i got a lamb today and i named it meryl sheep
wait til I tell meryl sheep she got 7 notes
(via humoristics)
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
(via tedsfuturewife)
